The Learning Hours by Sara Ney
He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up--they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.
Especially her.
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have a pulse. He will reciprakate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up--they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.
Especially her.
The Learning Hours by Sara NeyMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
Alright, so let's try to write a review without giving anything away... that's today's challenge. I mean, when it comes to her douchebags, Sara Ney is a genius! I read the series all out of order, starting with Zeke's story first, then jumping to this third instalment and will absolutely be going through Oz's story afterwards. This third book in the series was completely unexpected for so many reasons. Just when you think you have it all figure out, trust me when i say that this author will make sure that you haven't.
The Learning Hours had a little bit of everything and even more. I truly wish i could meet these characters in my everyday life just to see how they would react. They felt so incredibly real and truthful, and if there's one thing i can say to this author, it's to keep letting her college characters talk her ear off - especially if it creates stories like the Learning Hours.
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